Devious Journal Entry

1. What's your middle name?
an old lady name

2. What are you listening to right now?
ntohing

3. What was the last thing you ate?
i dont know

4. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
idk

5. Do you drink?
no

6. Do you smoke?
no

7. What is the first thing you notice in someone?
eyes

8. What is your hair color?
blonde

9. What is your eye color?
ugly

10. Do you wear contacts/glasses?
no

11. Dogs or cats?
yes

12. What's your favorite animal?


13. What's your favorite television show?
that 70s show or doctor who

14. What's your favorite movie?
moulin rouge

15. What's your favorite band/singer?
nikki fucking sixx

16. How old are you?
69

17. Do you have a crush on anyone?
my computer and the sweet beeps it makes when i stroke it lovingly

18. What's your sexual orientation?
biwinning

19. What's your favorite color?
i dont care about damn colors so stop fucking asking i swear to god

20. What was your most embarrassing moment?
i dont know or care

21. Do you ever wish you were someone else?
yes

22. What were you like when you were a kid?
i was nice and sweet to everyone even though they hated me

23. What would your dream house be like?
a tiny house away from everyone up in the sky with no worries and lots of candy

24. What last made you laugh?
and as always

25. What is your favorite word?
obelisk

26. What is your least favorite word?
idk

27. What turns you on?
pp

28. What turns you off?
missing pp

29. What is your star sign?
wazzat

30. What are your favorite books?
anything by stephen king  

31. Do you have any siblings?
i killed them

32. Do you like to dance?
no

33. What is your definition of cheating?
that fucker who killed me with one shot

34. Have you ever cheated on someone?
no

35. Do you regret anything?
yes

36. Do you have any phobias?
im a fearless mofu with a heart of stone

37. Ever broken any bones?
yeah

38. Ever come close to death?
all most got hit by a car while sliding down ice into the road

39. What is your religion, if any?
i dont really care about religion

40. Have you ever been to a psychiatrist/therapist?
yeah cause everyone thinks im insane

41. Are looks important in a relationship?
no as long as he doesnt look like an emo 12 year old directed his fashion sense

42. Are you more like your mom or your dad?
idk

43. What is your favorite season?
winter because things die and thats hardcore

44. Do you have any tattoos?
no

45. Do you have any piercings?
no

46. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?
0

47. Have you ever had a crush on a fictional character?
yes

48. Who is your celebrity crush?
nikki sixx

49. Are you a virgin?
yes and i see no reasons at all for me not to be

50. Do you get jealous easily?
yes

51. What is your favorite type of food?
cats

52. Do you ever want to get married?
no

53. Who was your first kiss with?
no

54. Have you ever been cheated on?
no

55. What is your idea of the perfect date?
blasting music and playing video games because thats all i do

56. Are you an introvert or an extrovert?
antisocial introvert

57. Do you believe in aliens or life on other planets?
yes

58. What talent do you wish you'd been born with?
every talent so i could be like my friends

59. What is your saddest memory?
i dont know anymore

60. Do you believe in love at first sight?
no

61. Do you believe in soul mates?
no

62. Have you ever dyed your hair?
no

63. Has someone ever spread a nasty rumor about you?
yes

64. Would you go against your moral code for money?
whats moral code

65. What are three things most people don't know about you?
EVERYTHING U NO NOW MY PAN

66. Who are you jealous of?
everyone

67. Do you sleep with a stuffed toy?
no i sleep with my ipod

68. How long was your longest relationship?
no

69. Is the glass half empty or half full?
empty

70. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you?
leave me alone

71. Who is your most loyal friend?
josefina

72. Are you in a relationship?
no

73. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her?
no

74. Are you a bad person?
idk

75. Are you a lover or a fighter?
i sit on the sidelines with popcorn and make smart remarks on both sides

76. What did you do on your last birthday?
idk

77. What is your favorite quote and why?
"abababababababababababababababa"

78. If your best friend died, what would you do?
jab a needle through my hands then slowly gouge out my eyes with a spoon then hang myself

79. If you had to go back in time and change one thing, what would it be?
id change being born

80. If you only had 24 hours to live, what would you do?
kill everyone

81. What is the strangest dream you've ever had?
i had a dream i woke up and went to school and there was a shooting and i was the only one who lived and the next day when i woke up i flipped out so bad

82. Are you happier single or in a relationship?
aubfkw,

83. Who were you in a past life?
an arabian princess, in 1229, with a talent and passion for singing. i was very greedy and ended up getting killed because of it. im still greedy though lol

84. What is your happiest childhood memory?
idk

85. Have you ever experienced unrequited love?
no

86. Have you ever had an imaginary friend?
yes a ton and i love all of them

87. If you were the president, what would you do?
kill everyone whos stupid

88. What is your ideal career?
undertaker

89. What is your political affiliation?
the one that isnt stupid

90. Are you conservative or liberal?
liberal

91. Is the male or female body closest to perfection?
female because we dont have to get fat to get tits

92. Do you like kissing in public?
no

93. If you could change one thing in the world, what would you change?
i would put a demon in my mirror and scare people with it

94. Where would you like to live?
high on a cloud away from the mindless things known as mortal pigs to my intellegent specis al of witch u r jelus off.

95. Where would you go on your dream vacation?
space

96. Describe yourself in one word.
cheese          

97. Describe yourself in one sentence.
so ugly god threw me out of heaven then satan threw me out of hell into nothing and then nothing threw me into

98. Where do you see yourself in five years?
dead

99. What is your greatest accomplishment?
furby

100. What is the meaning of life?
42